Interview & Questionnaire
Smashwords: What is the greatest joy of writing for you?
Sue Teri: My greatest joy is knowing that my stories may get women and me so aroused and horny that they will masturbate till orgasm.
Smashwords: When you're not writing, how do spend your time?
Sue Teri: Hmmmm...I do like spending my time naked...LOL. But when I'm not naked, I do like going to the movies, cuddling with my wonderful husband on the sofa watching television and cooking with him.
Smashwords: Do you remember the first story you ever wrote?
Sue Teri: I remember my first true story I wrote was during my sophomore year in high school as an English assignment that my teacher chose to read to the class. It was detective type story named the "36-24-36 Undercover." The detective was a female and her client was Lust Bust, the heiress to a lingerie empire whose father was kidnapped. I wrote some goofy lines like “She had two 36’s—she had as two guns” or “a brick came crashing through the skylight roof, hitting Miss Bust square in the chest—broke my hand.” It brought lots of laughter to the class
Smashwords: What is your writing process?
Sue Teri: LOL…I get naked, talk with my best friend and masturbate like a horny lesbian or have sex my husband like a slutty whore. Either one gets my juices flowing and my creative juices also…LOL!
Smashwords: Describe your desk.
Sue Teri: My desk is a lap desk. My office on the other hand varies from my lounge chair by the swimming pool to my bed to me sitting on the sofa with my legs up on the ottoman.
Tumblr: What tends to feel better for you, sex or masturbation?
Sue Teri: Depends with who or what I'm having sex with; however, overall...masturbation.
Tumblr: Your 5 favorite spot to be stimulated.
Sue Teri: Hmmmm...my ears, my neck, my nipples, my inner thighs and the top of my ass (small part of my back meeting top of my butt.
Tumblr: Do you prefer clitoral or vaginal stimulation
Sue Teri: Both of course silly woman! Probably clitoral
Tumblr: Are you well-acquainted with your G-spot?
Sue Teri: Yes...aren't you??
Tumblr: Are hand-jobs boring or overrated?
Sue Teri: Guys love my hand-jobs...definitely not boring or overrated.
Tumblr: Do you like having your nipples touched?
Sue Teri: Duh...who doesn't...including men! Well, some men...
Tumblr: Do you like having your anus touched?
Sue Teri: Who makes up these questions? YES!
Tumblr: Have you ever been fisted (anally or vaginally)?
Sue Teri: Vaginally.
Tumblr: Do you like mid roughness (scratching, spanking, hair pulling, etc.)?
Sue Teri: Duh...hell YES! Brings sex to live!
Tumblr: Do you have any kinks?
Sue Teri: Are you serious?? Gang-bangs, slave club, stalking, huge dildo fucking, etc, etc.. Is that the kind of kinky you wanted??
Tumblr: Are you into anything under the BDSM umbrella?
Sue Teri: Only w/ slave club...besides that...being tied up sometimes.
Tumblr: Do you pee in the shower?
Sue Teri: No
Tumblr: Do you ever masturbate in the shower?
Sue Teri: YES!!!
Tumblr: Have you had sex in the shower?
Sue Teri: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tumblr: Do you like being naked?
Sue Teri: No! LOL
Tumblr: Do you sleep partially/fully naked?
Sue Teri: Yes!
Tumblr: Have you ever skinny dipped?
Sue Teri: NEVER! People might see me naked.
Tumblr: What’s the most unusual thing you’ve done nude?
Sue Teri: We don't have that much time. Two quick examples though...walked naked into a bar and around a small town
Tumblr: Have you ever gone to a nude beach, naked party, or other situation involving casual nudity?
Sue Teri: NEVER! People might see me naked
Tumblr: Are you comfortable being seen partially/fully naked by family or friends (i.e. getting dressed, etc.)? Sue Teri: Yes
Tumblr: Are you comfortable with partners seeing you nude in non-sexual contexts?
Sue Teri: Don't have partners in long, long time so hard to answer.
Tumblr: Have you ever showered with someone (non-sexually)?
Sue Teri: Yes
Tumblr: Do you care if a partner sees you going to the bathroom?
Sue Teri: Yes, it's weird.
Tumblr: Do you have naked pictures/videos of yourself? If yes, have you sent them to anyone? Are they online?
Sue Teri Yes I do have naked photos and videos of myself. Yes I have sent them. Probably, some are online somewhere.
Tumblr: How many sexual partners have you had?
Sue Teri: Too man, I've lost count.
Tumblr: How often do you masturbate?
Sue Teri: When am I not! LOL Daily. . .hourly. . .all the time but I "touch" myself everyday except during Mother Nature.
Tumblr: Age you started masturbating? How did you discover/learn about it?
Sue Teri : Twelve I think. I used a shower sprayer on myself, it felt good so I started "exploring".
Tumblr: What position do you typically masturbate in (laying on back, on stomach, sitting up, etc.)?
Sue Teri: I typically lay on my back
Tumblr: Describe your masturbation routine, technique, etc.
Sue Teri: No specific routine or technique. . .just depends where I am. . .if I want it quick or slow. . . what I'm wearing, if anything I'm wearing. . . etc., etc.
Tumblr: What do you masturbate to (porn, smut, imagination, etc.)?
Sue Teri: My best girlfriend and things I want to do to her and with her.
Tumblr: Have you ever masturbated to the point you got sore?
Sue Teri: Yes
Tumblr: Your thoughts the first time you got up close and personal with the opposite set of genitals?
Sue Teri: Yummy!!!
Tumblr: Have you ever “compared” (genitalia, breasts, whatever) with a friend?
Sue Teri: What woman hasten!
Tumlbr: What kind of underwear do you normally wear?
Sue Teri: A thong when I do. . .LOL
Tumblr: Do you ever go commando?
Sue Teri: These are men questions. Yes
Tumblr: Have you ever had an orgasm in your sleep?
Sue Teri: I don't know I was asleep!! I have woke up wet so probably so...
Tunblr: How big are your breasts?
Sue Teri: 34D
Tumblr: Do you have long or short labia? Are they even or uneven? What questions are these? I don't measure my pussy! Short and even.
Tumblr: Do you have a particularly large or tiny clitoris?
Sue Teri: Depends whether it is stimulated! LOL. It's average...